NUN AT THE AIRPORT

A NUN WAS SITTING AT THE AIRPORT, WAITING FOR HER  FLIGHT TO MELBOURNE.

 SHE LOOKED OVER INTHE CORNER AND SAW ONE OF THOSE WEIGHT MACHINES THATTELLS YOUR FORTUNE AND THOUGHT TO HERSELF, ‘I’LLGIVE IT A TRY AND SEE WHAT IT TELLS  ME.’

SHE WENT OVER TO THE MACHINE, STEPPED UP ON THE SCALE AND PUT HER COIN  IN, OUT CAME A CARD THAT READ,  ‘YOUARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 70KG, AND YOU ARE GOING TOMELBOURNE.’

 

THE NUN SAT BACK DOWN. SHE  TOLD HERSELF THAT THE MACHINE PROBABLY GIVES THE  SAME CARD TO EVERYONE. THE MORE SHE THOUGHT  ABOUT IT THE MORE CURIOUS SHE GOT SO SHE DECIDED  TO TRY IT AGAIN  SHE  WENT BACK TO THE MACHINE AND AGAIN PUT HER COIN  IN, AND OUT  CAME  A CARD THAT READ:

‘YOU ARE A NUN, YOU  WEIGH 70KG, YOU ARE GOING TO MELBOURNE AND  YOU  ARE  GOING TO PLAY A VIOLIN.’

 

THE NUN SAYS TO  HERSELF, ‘I KNOW THAT IS WRONG – I HAVE NEVER  PLAYED A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT EVEN ONCE IN MYLIFE.’ SHE SAT BACK DOWN.

 

FROM OUT OF  NOWHERE A MAN CAME OVER AND SAT DOWN, PUTTING  HIS VIOLIN CASE ON THE SEAT BETWEEN  THEM.WITHOUT  THINKING, SHE OPENED THE MAN’S CASE, TOOK OUT  THE VIOLIN, AND STARTED PLAYING BEAUTIFUL  MUSIC.  

SURPRISED  AT WHAT SHE HAD DONE, SHE LOOKED OVER AT THE  MACHINE, THINKING, ‘THIS IS INCREDIBLE, I’VE GOT  TO TRY THIS AGAIN.’

BACK  TO THE MACHINE SHE WENT, PUT IN ANOTHER COIN,  AND ANOTHER CARD CAME OUT. IT READ, ‘YOU ARE A  NUN, YOU WEIGH 70KG , YOU ARE GOING TO MELBOURNE  AND YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK WIND.’ NOW SHE KNOWS  THE MACHINE IS WRONG ,AS SHE THOUGHT TO HERSELF,  ‘I’VE NEVER BROKEN WIND IN PUBLIC A SINGLE TIME  IN MY LIFE.’ BUT GETTING DOWN OFF THE MACHINE  SHE SLIPPED, AND AS SHE WAS STRAINING TO KEEP  HERSELF FROM FALLING TO THE FLOOR, SHE BROKE  WIND.

ABSOLUTELY  STUNNED, SHE SAT BACK DOWN AND LOOKED AT THE  MACHINE. SHE SAID TO HERSELF, ‘THIS IS TRULY  REMARKABLE. I’VE GOT TO TRY  THIS  AGAIN.  SHE  WENT BACK TO THE MACHINE,PUT IN ANOTHER  COIN  AND  ANOTHER CARD CAME OUT.

IT  READ: ‘YOU  ARE A NUN,YOU  WEIGH 70KG, YOU HAVE FIDDLED AND FARTED AROUND  AND MISSED YOUR FLIGHT TO  MELBOURNE.’

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