THE 20TH FLOOR

A woman was having sex in an apartment 20 floors high with another man. She then heard her husband coming.. She told her lover to stay like robot and not to move.

Husband: What is this?

Wife: This is a robot i bought to have sex with when you are traveling…

Husband: Okay.. Lets have sex now…

Wife: No sweetheart.. Yesterday i got my period, so i will go and make a cup of coffee for you..

After she left the husband said: Damn i am so horny, i will have sex with this robot…

He tried having sex. The man started talking in a metallic robotic way..

“System error
Wrong hole
System error
Wrong hole..”

Husband: Damn robot is not working properly.. I am throwing it out of the window..

The lover realized that he was on the 20th floor he said:

“SOFTWARE UPDATED”
“PLEASE TRY AGAIN”…..!!!!

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