List of Indian Inventions

Did not know about this one! Will try it when we go to the local Chinese restaurant here in Toronto. Thanks for the tip.
– Always order soup 1 by 2 (invented in India). That way you get more if you had ordered 1 soup with an extra bowl.

Nowadays, we get scared to order for ice ! The water used by the UP Bhaiyyas to freeze the ice with salt is polluted.
– When ordering sugar cane juice, first insist on no ice cubes .
However after the first few sips, ask for the ice cubes with a straight face.

– Ask for extra puri when you are just finishing your bhel or sev- puri.
It is absolutely ok!

That is the most mouth relishing part of Gol-Gappa.
– Ask for pani after finishing Gol- gappa. It is good for health.

– Ask for free cucumber/boiled aloo after you have eaten and paid for your sandwich.
Remember- after you have paid.

I must confess, I have started doing it, in my last few visits. All these fresh flavors were not there, when we were in India. Eventually, everyone ends up with Sitaphal, because that is the tastiest.
– Sample all the ice cream flavours free at Natural Ice Cream and then order Sitaphal.

In the Middle East, everyone can eat to their heart’s content, every expensive dry fruit. That is OK with the shops .
– When buying peanuts or groundnuts or Chana- Chor- Garam it is ok to keep on munching freebies from the display area till the time your order is getting packed.
It is your birthright!

– At most Mughlai restaurants/Beer Bar, you can make a small meal with the free Papad,
peanuts, onions, pickles and chutney so you can skip the starters.

– Always ask for free sherbet after you have super sucked your
Kala Khatta Gola back into ice.

– It is absolutely ok to pocket the free toothpicks, mint packets and fenugreek seeds served at restaurants- to be used later while walking down to catch the the car, rickshaw, bus, train or car.

– Do not tip more than 2 % of your total bill, however excellent the services.
Anything more than that will result in heart failure of the poor waiter.
Also we don’t want you guys to spoil him as we have to live with them after you guys leave.

Imagine the losses to the telephone companies! That concept was invented by the richest guys of Mumbai. The stockbrockers.

They have been giving missed calls ever since, from the trading floor, informing their clients, when to buy and when to sell, without breaking the rules, when they receive tips from the ‘Board of Directors’ of a company profits & losses, or new contracts, which affects the stock prices immediately. Moreover, they have to inform hundreds of clients immediately, and do not have the time to talk to everyone. There are codes in that missed call. Like two missed calls means buy, and call back immediately to place orders for ‘Buy stock’ before the news spreads and stock prices go up. One missed call means ‘sell’ message, etc.

– Lastly do not forget to give ‘MISSED CALL’ (a concept invented by the Indians).


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