Things you could do if you are bored beyond belief…

Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.

When someone says “have a nice day”, tell them you have other plans.

Make a list of things to do that you have already done.

Leaf through “National Geographic” and draw underwear on the natives.

Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.

Pay your electric bill in pennies.

Polish your car with earwax.

Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.

Braid the hairs in each nostril.

Write a short story using alphabet soup.

Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they’re in jail.

Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.

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